"My stories are about friendship, folly, and the endless comedy of human nature — told with warmth, wit, and more than a touch of truth. Step inside, and let me take you on the journey."
"The Brits Abroad series is pure sunshine in book form! Every page sparkles with humour, warmth, and the sheer chaos of expat life in Spain. The characters feel like old friends you’d love to share a drink with, and the stories are as unpredictable as a Spanish fiesta. Sometimes laugh-out-loud funny, sometimes touching, but always entertaining.
“Laugh-out-loud funny and heartbreakingly real in equal measure.
These stories capture expat life in Spain with warmth and wit.
Every character feels like someone you’ve met — or avoided!
Once I started, I couldn’t put it down until the last page.
A perfect mix of sunshine, chaos, and British humour.”
Life in Spain isn’t all beaches and sangria — as Steve Hopkins brilliantly reveals in his latest instalment of the much-loved Brits Abroad series,
Teabags to Tapas is a witty look at expat life under the Spanish sun.
From British comforts left behind to fiestas that last until dawn, nothing goes quite as planned.
Neighbours, builders, and bar owners all play their part in the comedy of village life.
It’s a mix of laughter, mishaps, and the occasional heartfelt moment.
A perfect read for anyone who’s ever dreamed of swapping drizzle for sunshine
Stop the Boat is a tale of sun, sea, and sheer mayhem. What begins as a genteel cruise soon spirals into a comedy of errors as Dave, Sally, and their fellow travellers discover that life at sea is anything but smooth sailing. With characters so vivid you’ll swear you’ve met them, and escapades that balance wit with unexpected twists, this is storytelling that grips as much as it entertains. Hilarious, heart-warming, and impossible to put down — the voyage of a lifetime awaits.
Paradise isn’t the glossy holiday brochure you’re expecting—it’s Spain with all its charm, chaos, and comic misadventures. Join our band of expats as they swap drizzle for sunshine, only to discover that life in a sleepy Spanish village comes with its own brand of drama: fiestas that last all night, neighbours who know everything before you do, and builders who promise “mañana” with a wink. Packed with laughs, warmth, and more than a dash of pathos, Paradise shines a light on the joys and pitfalls of chasing the dream abroad.
Life in Spain isn’t all beaches and sangria — as Steve Hopkins brilliantly reveals in his latest instalment of the much-loved Brits Abroad series, Fines & Fiestas. Set against the backdrop of a lively Andalusian village, the book captures both the hilarity and the heartbreak of expat life. With wry observations, colourful characters, and more than a few laugh-out-loud moments, Hopkins takes readers inside the everyday misadventures of those who’ve swapped grey skies for a sunnier, but not always simpler, life. From surprise traffic fines to fiestas that last until sunrise, this is a book that balances comedy with truth, making it as endearing as it is entertaining. Perfect for anyone who’s ever dreamed of living abroad — or who already knows the reality.
They say never go on holiday with friends — and this book proves why.
Two couples, who only ever shared the occasional dinner party, find themselves thrown together for a week in Greece. What should have been sun, sea, and relaxation quickly unravels into chaos, misunderstandings, and laugh-out-loud disasters. Every day brings a new calamity. Yet amid the madness, they discover the warmth of the locals and the true spirit of Greek hospitality. A Week in Greece is a hilarious reminder that the best memories are born from the worst plans.
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Step into Paradise with this light-hearted free read, introducing just a few of the colourful characters who make the village unforgettable.
When Margaret, a retired British librarian, meets José, the local Spanish builder, their lack of a shared language leads to endless confusion—and plenty of laughter.
This short story captures the charm, chaos, and humour that run through the Brits Abroad series.
It’s the perfect taster of the writing style and the sun-soaked world you’ll discover in the full books.
Pour a glass of vino, settle in, and enjoy a free glimpse of life in Paradise.
Sun, sangria, and a touch of scandal — welcome to the Brits Abroad series.
These are the tales of ordinary people chasing extraordinary dreams in Spain.
From wild fiestas to dodgy deals, every page bursts with humour and heart.
Meet the characters you’ll love, laugh at, and never forget.
It’s a window into expat life that’s as real as it is ridiculous.
Perfect for dipping into or devouring cover to cover.
Each story shines with wit, warmth, and a sharp eye for detail.
If you’ve ever dreamed of life under the Spanish sun, this is your chance.
Start with the free short story and see what all the fuss is about.
Once you do, you’ll want the whole Brits Abroad collection on your shelf.
Step into Paradise with this light-hearted free read, introducing just a few of the colourful characters who make the village unforgettable.
When Margaret, a retired British librarian, meets José, the local Spanish builder, their lack of a shared language leads to endless confusion—and plenty of laughter.
This short story captures the charm, chaos, and humour that run through the Brits Abroad series.
It’s the perfect taster of the writing style and the sun-soaked world you’ll discover in the full books.
Pour a glass of vino, settle in, and enjoy a free glimpse of life in Paradise.
Sun, sangria, and a touch of scandal — welcome to the Brits Abroad series.
These are the tales of ordinary people chasing extraordinary dreams in Spain.
From wild fiestas to dodgy deals, every page bursts with humour and heart.
Meet the characters you’ll love, laugh at, and never forget.
It’s a window into expat life that’s as real as it is ridiculous.
Perfect for dipping into or devouring cover to cover.
Each story shines with wit, warmth, and a sharp eye for detail.
If you’ve ever dreamed of life under the Spanish sun, this is your chance.
Start with the free short story and see what all the fuss is about.
Once you do, you’ll want the whole Brits Abroad collection on your shelf.
Beneath the polished surface of civilised society lurks a darker world—one of secrets, violence, and betrayal.
It is a place where powerful men pull invisible strings and ordinary lives are caught in their web.
When that world crosses into ours, we need someone strong enough to fight back.
Tom Adams is that man.
Once a soldier, always a protector, he carries scars the world will never see.
He steps into the shadows others fear to enter.
Every mission pushes him closer to the edge—but without him, the edge would collapse into chaos.
Families sleep safely only because men like Adams stand guard in silence.
The Sterling Series strips away the mask of civilisation and shows the danger beneath.
Read it—and discover just how thin the line between safety and destruction really is.
Sterling Justice
"The pace never slows in this powerful sequel, raising the stakes from the very start. Sterling finds himself tested in ways that push him to the edge, and the action is as relentless as it is gripping. Each twist feels fresh, each confrontation more explosive than the last. The writing is tight, intelligent, and full of tension you can almost touch. By the time you reach the final page, you’ll be breathless. Sterling Justice is thriller writing at its best."
Sterling Mistake
"From the very first chapter, this thriller pulls you in and refuses to let go. Sterling is a complex hero — flawed, determined, and utterly believable. The plot twists are sharp, unexpected, and perfectly timed, keeping you on edge throughout. Every page crackles with suspense, drama, and intrigue. A brilliant introduction to the series that leaves you desperate for more. Sterling Mistake is simply unmissable."
One mistake changes everything.
When teacher Tom Adams lashes out, he finds himself dragged into a world of violence and revenge. But Tom has a past — as an SAS officer — that makes him far more dangerous than his enemies realise. Sterling Mistake is a fast-paced thriller of justice, survival, and one man’s fight to protect his family.
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When corruption hides behind power, only one man dares to challenge it.
Tom Adams is drawn into a ruthless battle where truth is dangerous and lies rule the day.
Enemies close in, allies are scarce, and every choice comes with a cost.
Sterling Justice is a gripping thriller where courage and sacrifice are the only path to survival.
A Tom Adams Short Story
(A Sterling Series Prequel) by Steve Hopkins
Please enjoy this free short story, my small gift to readers and first-time visitors. Join Tom Adams on a quiet walk along the Queens Jubilee route that turns into a pulse-quickening hunt.
This short story shows Tom’s SAS instincts, calm courage, and the difficult choices he makes.
You’ll meet faces and threads that tie into the larger Sterling world ,familiar allies and dangerous ghosts.
It’s fast, character-driven, and written to give you a taste of the tone and tension of the full novels.
The main Sterling Series dives deeper: bigger stakes, richer backstories and more of Tom’s world. Consider this an introduction , a doorway into the series and the characters you’ll grow to know.
The story is completely free to read and download here no sign-ups required.If you enjoy it, please share with friends, leave a quick review, or pop over to the Sterling Series page.
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— Steve Hopkins
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XStep into the unpredictable world of the UK security alarm business, where reality is often stranger—and funnier—than fiction.This laugh-out-loud book lifts the lid on an industry packed with characters who’ll leave you shaking your head in disbelief.
From clients who set off their own alarms with disastrous results, to technicians who find themselves in the most unlikely predicaments…
Nothing is too bizarre to be true.
You’ll meet eccentric homeowners, panicked shopkeepers, and a few rogues who think they’re cleverer than the system.What follows is a cascade of accidents, near misses, and stories so outrageous you couldn’t make them up.
But behind every ringing bell lies a tale of human error, comic timing, and good old British muddling.
It’s part confession, part comedy, and all chaos.
If you thought security was a serious business, prepare to have your illusions shattered. Instead, discover a world where burglar alarms bring more laughter than safety.
Each chapter crackles with humour and sharp observation of life on the job.You’ll laugh, cringe, and nod in recognition as the absurd unfolds.
Prepare to see burglar alarms in a whole new (hilarious) light.
