The Brits Abroad series is a laugh-out-loud journey into life in sunny Spain. From chaotic fiestas to nosy neighbours and café terrace confessions, these stories capture the real village experience with warmth and wit. Perfect to dip into for a quick chuckle or read straight through on a lazy afternoon, they celebrate the ordinary Brits who find themselves in extraordinary — and often hilarious — situations.
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Halvah bonbon sweet tart marzipan gingerbread gummi bears chocolate cookie. Carrot cake cheesecake cotton candy cookie. Pie pudding toffee macaroon bear claw jelly beans jujubes brownie croissant. Bonbon brownie lemon drops lemon drops sweet marshmallow liquorice.
Pudding croissant cake candy canes fruitcake sweet roll pastry gummies sugar plum. Tart pastry danish soufflé donut bear claw chocolate cake marshmallow chupa chups. Jelly danish gummi bears cake donut powder chocolate cake. Jelly-o caramels cookie marshmallow gingerbread.
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Steve Hopkins is a best selling author, storyteller, and natural raconteur. After a career as an international businessman, Marketing copywriter, and public speaker, he now lives in a small andalusian village where he holds the unofficial title of "Expat grandfather" Drawing on sharp observations, past adventures, and the colorful characters of village life, Steve's Abroad series blends humour, warmth, and a touch of pathos to show readers the real Spain.
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The security alarm business might sound serious, but in this book it's anything but. From bungled installation to customers with more bark than their guard dogs, the laughs never stop. Every false alarm, late-night callout, and eccentric client adds fuel to the comedy. Behind the wires, sirens, and control panel lies a word of chaos and characters you will never forget. Told with wit and mischief, this is the side of the industry no brochure never mentioned. *Bells Blunders & Burglar Alarms* proves that sometimes the loudest thing isn't the siren - it's the laughter.
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