Brits Abroad

Real Spain. Real people. Really Funny.

The Brits Abroad series is a laugh-out-loud journey into life in sunny Spain. From chaotic fiestas to nosy neighbours and café terrace confessions, these stories capture the real village experience with warmth and wit. Perfect to dip into for a quick chuckle or read straight through on a lazy afternoon, they celebrate the ordinary Brits who find themselves in extraordinary — and often hilarious — situations.

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Steve Hopkins

Master Story Teller

Steve Hopkins is a best selling author, storyteller, and natural raconteur. After a career as an international businessman, Marketing copywriter, and public speaker, he now lives in a small andalusian village where he holds the unofficial title of "Expat grandfather" Drawing on sharp observations, past adventures, and the colorful characters of village life, Steve's Abroad series blends humour, warmth, and a touch of pathos to show readers the real Spain.

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Bells Blunders & Burglar Alarms

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The security alarm business might sound serious, but in this book it's anything but. From bungled installation to customers with more bark than their guard dogs, the laughs never stop. Every false alarm, late-night callout, and eccentric client adds fuel to the comedy. Behind the wires, sirens, and control panel lies a word of chaos and characters  you will never forget. Told with wit and mischief, this is the side of the industry no brochure never mentioned. *Bells Blunders & Burglar Alarms* proves that sometimes the loudest thing isn't the siren - it's the laughter.

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