Paradise

Paradise isn’t the glossy holiday brochure you’re expecting—it’s Spain with all its charm, chaos, and comic misadventures. Join our band of expats as they swap drizzle for sunshine, only to discover that life in a sleepy Spanish village comes with its own brand of drama: fiestas that last all night, neighbours who know everything before you do, and builders who promise “mañana” with a wink. Packed with laughs, warmth, and more than a dash of pathos, Paradise shines a light on the joys and pitfalls of chasing the dream abroad.

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Brits Abroad  

Welcome to Paradise—though it might not be quite the paradise you had in mind.

In this hilarious and heartfelt story, a group of British expats pack up their dreams, swap drizzle for sunshine, and set out to build a new life in a small Spanish village. The brochures promised blue skies, lazy siestas, and endless sangria. What they got instead was a crash course in Spanish bureaucracy, fiestas that never end, neighbours who know their business before they do, and builders with an elastic definition of “mañana.”

But behind the comedy of broken promises and cultural confusion lies something deeper: the discovery of friendship, resilience, and community. In a land where every mistake turns into a story worth telling, our characters soon learn that “paradise” isn’t a place you find—it’s something you create, laugh by laugh and mishap by mishap.

Packed with humour, warmth, and more than a touch of pathos, Paradise captures the many facets of life under the Spanish sun—and shows how to dodge the scams, survive the fiestas, and enjoy the ride. If you’ve ever dreamed of starting over in the sunshine, or simply love a good laugh at the triumphs and disasters of expat life, this book will make you feel right at home.

 

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“I thought moving to Spain meant lazy siestas and sipping wine under the olive trees. Instead, I got fiestas that last until dawn, neighbours who know my business before I do, and builders who think ‘mañana’ means sometime next year. Welcome to Paradise—the funniest and best  mistake I ever made.”

 

“In England, a plumber tells you he’ll be there on Tuesday and you believe him. In Spain, he tells you the same—and you’re still waiting in October. That’s life in Paradise: full of sunshine, chaos, and enough comedy to fill a book. So I did.”

 

“Paradise isn’t about palm trees and perfect sunsets. It’s about dancing with locals until your feet ache, and learning that a Spanish village has more gossip than a British post office queue. Trust me—you’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll want more.”

 

“They say moving abroad changes you. They’re right. I came to Spain for peace and quiet, and instead found myself dodging marching bands, debating with town hall officials, and rescuing my neighbour’s goat. Sounds crazy, you’re starting to understand what Paradise is all about.”